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A Collection of Things You Always Wanted to Say!

Redheads… enough said

I Told My Wife to Embrace Her Mistakes. She Gave Me a Hug!

I’m So Unpopular People Don’t Even Talk About Me Behind My Back!

It’s a good thing I love you, because you’re really pretty useless.

Layin’ is easy. It’s gettin’ up that’s hard!

Sometimes I clap because it’s finally over not because I liked it.